I don't know your full situation, but I'd say, just lie to them. Lie through your teeth. Yes you believe it's the truth (really you don't). Yes you believe in the faithful slave (really you don't). Yes you recognize the importance of christian fellowship (really you can hardly bear the meetings). You're really going to make an effort to start attending meetings (a stalling tactic that can go on as long as you'd like). You'd like to work with one of them in field service sometime (make an appontment for a specific day, then cancel last second). A home bible study? Sure! Come to my house on Tuesday (more last minute cancellations).
The elders are only human, and they'll get tired of chasing you. Some of them probably resent the degree to which they're expected to probe into people's private lives, and chase after them to go door-to-door selling corny, irrelevant, and often just plain weird literature offerings.